THE IDIOTS BEHIND THE PIXELS:

  • Andrew Conte

    Proficient In:
    • MS PAINT
    • Chasing 80
    • Turn Glizzys

  • Max Machado

    Washed-up college golfer turned designer. Could've played on tour but just liked making bogeys too much.

  • Patrick Gude

    Washed up skater turned golfer.

    Longest putter throw: 34yrds

    Proficient in drinking 12 beers before the turn.